My Return, Sirs

Good evening, sirs.

As you may remember, I was ill. I had a dose of the colitis. I had to eat special food and rest a great deal. I looked like this lower picture.

Now, I feel better and poo strong.
I look like the higher picture, which is what hale and hearty bassets look like when they smile.

The number one thing people ask me when I tell them I am running to be their president is "I didn't think dogs could hold office. Can they?"

I tell them -- and I tell you -- they can.
Let's talk about Junior, the dog mayor of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky.
http://www.rabbithashusa.com/notions.php

Or Devlin, the dog mayor of Abilene, Texas"
http://www.austincelts.org/festival2006/animals.htm

And have these towns suffered? No.
Have they prospered? Yes.

I believed this is called precedent. A precedent of success for the USA.

Juicy Hams to You,
Sebastian K. Poochles